I like the all uppercase PASSWORD, like the intensity makes it more secure.

Yes, only a single capital letter is needed to make it more secure against automatic methods. But all-caps is probably more secure against an in-person attack, way more so than just 'password'.

this is my favorite

Eric.Slocum@mail.house.gov: Fuckface^1

I'd vote for whoever employs the guy whose password is 'Elimgarak06!'